Showing posts with label Artsy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Artsy. Show all posts

11.15.2010

Monday morning poem

This one was written by Gwen herself

What happens when you try to write a poem using the phrases:
Double Breasted Suit
California Newt
Banana Passion Fruit
and
House of ill repute?
Not much.


The California Newt:

Where for a'going Mister Ketch in his double breasted suit?

Well going down that road ya see their can't be no depute.

When dressed up in is finery just like an ostrich goes

Mister Ketch is fetch-en up to the onliest place where sin and pleasure grows

They gave that Ketch a nicking name on account of his slimy ways

like a lizard down in Santa Fe a slinkn' through the days

California Newt they call him, as hes slinkn' through the town

and with the whiskey and that whine, my man, tis a wonder he don't drown!

Yes my fren' as sure he is as what a lady'd call a brute

for Mister Ketch is headed to a house of ill repute!!


As you can see I was trying to make it sound all "country-ish" like two old men with banjos sitting in rocking chairs. I also couldn't fit Banana Passion Fruit anywhere!!

Do you have a challenge for me?

11.09.2010

How to thrift store shop


Just because you're poor doesn't mean you shouldn't shop. Here is a quick tutorial on how to thrift store shop (or shop anywhere really).

Starting out:
1. Choose larger thrift shops. I love smaller stores, but it is so much more difficult to find anything, save your tiny, local shops for a boring day.
2. Shop in lower-income areas. Not only will they be cheaper, but novelty "hipster" like stuff is way less picked over.
Caution! Lock your doors, look where your going etc.., always be aware of your surroundings.

What to take:
3. Dress simply, but cute. Wear a lot of staples, for instance, I wear jeans, a tank and a cover-up vest that I wear with alot of different things. This way I know immediately what, say a sweater, will look like when I bring it home. but make sure its something you feel pretty in. Flip-Flops are best for dressing rooms, but I wear sneakers b/c I hate flip-flops, if you like them, go for it!
4. Wash your hair, put on makeup. Whats the big deal? We're going to a crummy part of town, not on a date! But remember, you are about to spend a bunch of time in front of a mirror. You want to look your best so you can concentrate on the Clothing. Wear your hair up, and smile!
5. Don't bring much. I bring my phone, my wallet, and my keys. That's it. I put these in a small sling purse. Jewelry is a pain, scarves and hats are going to loose their charm about the thirty minutes in. You NEVER want to be digging through your purse at thrift shops....
I also put rubbing alcohol in my car, you don't know where those clothes have been.
6. Have a basic list of what you are looking for. But don't count on anything. you never, ever know what you'll find.

Once you arrive:
7. Look for all entrances and exits and locate any sketchy characters. This may be a bit extreme, but you want to be able to shop in peace.
8. Start from the bottom up. and look at stuff before clothing, shoes before pants. Etc.. Get everything that doesn't involve the dressing room done, I know that once I get out of that room I will want to be finished.
9. Pick stuff that fits. Sorry I have to say this, I do it too. I find the absolute perfect dress, but its a size too small. BAD IDEA. Do not try it on. Put it back. Remind yourself that there will always be beautiful things that don't fit you, big or small.
10. Don't be afraid to leave. Sometimes it is just time to be done...even if you haven't seen every section.

In the dressing room:
11. Pretend your in the Olympics. Get in and get out AS FAST AS YOU CAN. I give myself about fifteen seconds per item. If it doesn't go over your head don't bother.
12. Beware DIY-ers. Its natural to want to rescue every thing you find. (oh if I took the waist in a little and added trim here etc...). Use the Cost-per-wow ratio. If its a dolor and only needs to be hemmed. Grab that puppy. If it costs eight and needs more than an hour of work, forget it! you have enough to do.

Miscellaneous:
13. Things shrink. and warp and fray. IF it should fit and doesn't don't freak. Remind yourself that you are not defined by a number.
14. Have an adventure. each store is different, they categorize differently, and stock different brands. Don't treat it like shopping at Khols. It simply won't work
15. Wash everything before you wear it.

One last caution:
If you are feeling ugly, super tired, or need a very particular item, do yourself and your loved ones a favor and go to Pennies. Thrift-ing is not for the faint of heart or the impatient. Save it for another day

Otherwise, happy shopping and
Good luck!


11.03.2010

Wednesday Love: Poetry

I LOVE Poetry.

I do

Writing it, reading it

It is the gutsiest thing that I do on a regular basis. And I have friends who really send their stuff to publishers on a regular basis. I find it amazing just to put it on facebook:)

My personal favorites:
Ogden Nash
A. A. Milne
Gwendolyn Bracknell

10.13.2010

Songs and emotions

This Idea Came from OnemoreMortal, I thought it was a good one:)


When I am.......I listen to......


Blissfully happy:

  1. Stumptown; Nickel Creek
  2. Forever; Chris Brown

Depressed:

  1. Curl up and Die; Reliant K
  2. Home; Michael Buble

Longing:

  1. Fireflies; Owl City
  2. Kokomo; Beachboys

Un-Motivated:

  1. Waka Waka (this time for Africa); Shakira
  2. Starstruk; 3oh!3

Romantic/tense:

(I tend to listen to Romanic stuff when I’m stressed….)

1.Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai; Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi Soundtrack

(Translation: I see God in you)

2. You’ll be in my heart; Phil Collins

3. When you say you love me; Josh Groben


Deeply upset:

  1. My Deliverer is Coming; Rich Mullins

Self-Conscious:

  1. You are a child of mine; Mark Shultz
  2. Fingerprints of God; Steven Curtis Chapman

Inpatient:

  1. My Life; Billy Joel
  2. Born To Fly: Sarah Evens

Artistic:

  1. Sullen Girl; Fiona Apple
  2. Tea for the Tillerman; Cat Stevens

What are yours? Send me a link when you post yours!

8.02.2010

August Challenge!

This my friends shall be the month of the devastatingly devoted drawing diva!
But before I get into details lets look at last month's:
Teeth.
It started out really great but slowly went down hill (isn't that how it always goes?). I always brushed my teeth (I'm not THAT gross) but the black walnut started irritating my mouth after a week or two (It is pretty strong stuff). That in turn made it hard to floss. My mouth healed up but I still didn't take the time to floss some nights. Also I had a little trouble brushing in the morning, when are you supposed to do that anyway? Right when you get up? or after you eat? I aways eat when I'm headed out the door, so it never worked out. It ended up being almost lunch time before I remembered most days.
So I'll give myself a C+ on that one.

OK so on with August.


  1. Do something artistic everyday(more than just doodling during meetings).
  2. Try to use different mediums ( pastel, charcoal, paint etc...)
  3. At least ten minutes a day
  4. Have fun with it (More important than you might think).

Whoo Hoo!